she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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