Dual....:-)
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
