Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
FUCK WHALES
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