hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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