Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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