I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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