I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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