Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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