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• (760): View more from California

  Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.

  (912): View more from Georgia

  What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?

  (760): View more from California

  I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel great

  (650): View more from California

  I just peed on a car

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.

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• (951): View more from California

  Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.

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  Why haven't you proposed already?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?

  (941): View more from Florida

  You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.

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