i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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