butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
