ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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