if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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