I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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