just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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