Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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