I skipped work to stalk him.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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