omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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