Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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