youre lurking in front of me
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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