There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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