I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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