problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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