this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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