D3 body, D1 cock
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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