redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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