I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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