in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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