saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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