I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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