Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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