what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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