i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I have already put on my inside pants.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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