How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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