It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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