would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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