Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just made out with a guy for $7.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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