Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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