He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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