drinking out of a sandbucket again
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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