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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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