I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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