So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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