I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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