You're so nebulous sometimes
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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