For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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