What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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