You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
