Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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