I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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