Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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