I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Are my feet made of real feet?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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