At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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